Sunday, March 27, 2005

W.....T.....F????

I got this junk mail this morning... bizarre shit.

"Beloved in Christ, Greetings in the wonderful name of our Lord Jesus! May the Lord?s favour and peace be multiplied to you,see Numbers 6:24-26; 2 Peter 1:2. The word of God also says, 'They that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength, they shall mount up with wings as eagles: they shall run, and not be weary, and they shall walk, and not faint.' Isaiah 40:31.It is a priviledge to share this great testimony with you, to God be thy glory. I am Brother Oney Rex,Happilly married to my wife with Four children.During a prayer and fasting session in our church i asked God Almighty to direct me to an honest person that will use this Fund righteously to reach the needy, the less priviledge and lost souls. For the word of God says, 'what shall it profict a man if he gains the whole world, and loss his soul'. The bible also says, 'the blessing of God comes supernaturally and it is through Divine favour'. The amount involved, is $5.5m US dollar (Five million,five hundred US dollars) This said fund was aquired,when i was working with an International Oil Firm in my Country,I was the field operational Manager of Exporting of CRUDE OIL in my Company when i was in the world. I gave my life to God Almighty after my predicaments in the world and God really touched my life.Then, after given my life to God, i packaged and sealed the fund in a consignment box and deposited the consignment box that contained the fund with a Security Company, ready for delivery and to invest the fund on the things that will glorify the name of our Lord Jesus Christ for His wonderful deeds in my life. Beloved, i will like you to immediately send me your particulars, full names, full address, direct telephone and fax numbers to enable me procure the necessary documents covering the fund,making you the sole beneficiary of the fund. As soon as i receive your particulars, I will start up all the necessary process on how the funds will get to you. Be informed that as soon as this fund is in your possession, i shall join you in your country to see how the fund will be use for the things that will glorify God and to give thanks to God. Awaiting your prompt response. Remain blessed. Yours in Christ, Brother Oney Rex Please Reply Me Through My Private Email:xxxxxx_xxxxxx2005@hotmail.com"

Sad part of this... it's all wasted effort on the junk spammer's part because I'm pretty much an atheist.

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